Swamp-dweller Blues
Swamp-dweller Blues
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogrebusiness. He's got piles of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding investors, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He groans and throws on his business suit. Another day, another sack of ogre rupees.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Marshland Melodies > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the swamps , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the chirping crickets and the soft sunlight. It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This is a disaster. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm convinced he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, come quick!
The OGRE meme Lord
He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes that green goodness. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.
- Nobody's funnier than this ogre
- Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
- Don't anger the meme lord
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at heavy rain all day in and day out with heat indexes in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and donkey a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.
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